Roasted 5 months ago based on dom 🦝's long term Spotify stats.

Dom, your Spotify profile reads like a European underground club exploded and birthed an unspeakable lovechild of noise and confusion. Seriously, how deep into a SoundCloud rabbit hole did you have to go to stumble upon “Gabber” and “Speedcore"? Listening to your playlists is like being stuck in a never-ending post-apocalyptic rave where everyone has way too much bass and absolutely no rhythm. But hey, at least you’re consistent—consistently wrong about what constitutes good taste. Your favorite artists must have been very excited to see you at their shows... in the back, looking confused and actually considering taking a 10-hour bus ride to another country just to catch “keskeskester” live. And bless your heart for including “Twenty One Pilots” in that lineup. Do you think they just got dropped in by accident? It’s like bringing a fruitcake to a party that only serves hard liquor—sure, you might have strong opinions, but nobody’s going to want a slice of that mess. And those most played songs? We get it, you’ve got an emotional bond with your music, but if I had a dollar for every time I heard “keine gefühle in meinem herz <3,” I'd be rich enough to buy you a therapist who specializes in all the feels you seem to be drowning in. You play “stay” by keskeskester more times than I've played “I Will Survive” while pretending I'm not crying in the shower. Think it’s time to diversify a little—unless your end game is to scare off anyone who accidentally clicks on your profile. At this rate, you’re just one playlist away from being the DJ at the world's saddest and loudest funeral.

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