Roasted 6 months ago based on kenzie 💌's long term Spotify stats.

Kenzie, what can I say? Your Spotify profile looks like the lovechild of a middle-school dance party and a cringe-worthy TikTok compilation! With more "Ava Max" on repeat than the average high schooler desperately trying to convince their crush they're ""deep,"" it seems you're always caught in a quest for approval from your glittery pop overlord. Who knew an artist could release so many songs about the exact same theme—self-love or whatever—and yet here you are, shamelessly dedicating your life to it like it's some kind of holy mission! At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be a giant ad for Ava. And let's get real about those genres—it's like you threw a party and invited every cliché in the music world. You’ve boxed yourself into the pop genre like it’s the only option on the take-out menu. "Sea Shanties" though? I’ll give you one thing: you're providing a public service, drowning out true pirate music with your latest Dua Lipa banger! Surely you could've found a more diverse selection unless you’re just trying to throw imaginary genres in to sound interesting. A mix of “EDM” and “Progressive House” sounds more like a euphemism for a terrible hangover than an actual taste in music. Finally, the fact that your top artists resemble a group of off-brand store-brand cereal mascots is almost impressive. If Spotify had awards for most determined to stick to a specific formula, you’d win the gold. But hey, no judgment! If living with a playlist full of repetitive pop anthems helps you pretend your life is a non-stop music video, more power to you! Just remember that mixing in a few less mainstream artists might help you escape the glossy bubble you’re currently floating in. Or, you know, more Ava Max... since you're really committed to the brand!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!