Roasted 6 months ago based on dreknatt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, dreknatt, if your Spotify playlist were any more one-dimensional, it would be a flat tire on the side of the road. Southern Hip Hop, Rap, and Hip Hop? Congratulations, you just discovered the three biggest umbrellas under which a whole lot of repetitive beats and teenage angst can coexist. I’m surprised there’s not a duet with Drake and a rusty can of Sprite—because that’s about the level of creativity we’re working with here. And Christmas music? Honey, you might want to define "Southern" because I didn't know “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” was dropped straight out of the trap! Your top artists read like a “What’s Hot in 2010” list. Did you accidentally time travel back to an era where being a DJ meant playing “Back That Thang Up” on loop? Drake must be thrilled to know he’s been getting all that play while the rest of the world has moved on to explore genres beyond sad boy anthems and repetitive hooks. You call it a taste, I call it a cry for help. Is you a fan or a member of his fan club? Because it looks like you’re vying for “Drake-In-Custody” membership with how many of his songs you’ve played! And then we have those top songs – I never knew crying into designer brands was a genre! You could open a “Drake Therapy” center where people come to wallow in their problems on a couch while being serenaded by your Spotify playlist. How much time have you invested into those five "NOKIA" plays, huh? Are you trying to manifest a phone upgrade through the power of music? Just admit it, your Spotify is a shrine to your dysfunctional future and your taste in music is almost as chaotic as your life choices. Keep streaming those Drake tracks and maybe, just maybe, he’ll release a song titled “Get a Life” that speaks directly to you!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists