Roasted 2 years ago based on Devon's long term Spotify stats.

Devon, your Spotify profile reads like the world's saddest black metal album cover. Seriously, with your love for "Melodic Death Metal," you'd think you were trying to win a contest for the most tortured soul on the planet. One look at your favorite genres and it’s clear that ‘melodic’ is just the nice way to say you love wallowing in your emotional grave while contemplating the various ways to grow out your neckbeard. If your “Beat the Average Listener” playlist had a mascot, it would probably be a funeral home. Your top artists playlist is basically a who’s who of bands that specialize in sounding like someone kicked over a box of heavy machinery and then decided that growling at it for four minutes was a good way to express feelings. I mean, "In Mourning," "Soen," "Dark Tranquillity"? I’d say you could use a little sunshine in your life, but let’s be real— at this point, even the sun looks at your playlist and goes, “Nope, I’m not stepping into that abyss. You’re on your own, Devon.” It’s like you’ve dedicated your life to finding the sadder side of every emotion and wallowing in it, while the rest of us are out here trying to have fun. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. "Adrift, Beneath the Listless Waves"? If you spent as much time updating your social life as you did curating that list, you might actually experience a wave of joy instead of just drowning in an ocean of angst. I get it: it's hard out there, but seeking solace in "Hopeless Suicide" isn’t really going to help you snag a date anytime soon. So here’s a thought: maybe lighten up a little! Your Spotify looks like the soundtrack for a Viking funeral, not your average Friday night vibe.

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