Roasted 11 days ago based on Ears of the World's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, “Ears of the World,” huh? More like “Ears of the Unemployed,” because who else would voluntarily put "Free Jazz" and "Jam Band" on their Spotify profile? I've heard saxophones screeching out a symphony of pure chaos, but when you dive into your favorite genres, I start to wonder if you're just trying to impress the Spotify algorithm instead of having ears that actually enjoy music. It’s not "experimental," my friend; it’s an experiment in testing the limits of auditory sanity. Your top artists read like an obscure bingo card from an “I-have-no-friends” convention. I didn’t know "Grateful Dead" and “Joe Russo's Almost Dead” were distinct entities—could it be because all their fans are too high to tell the difference? And with artists like "Amanda Irarrazabal" and "Elliott Levin," I assume you only listen to music that makes your friends roll their eyes. They’ve probably given up trying to understand your “avant-garde” tastes—so keep having existential crises with a side of jazz funk while your friends jam out to actual songs with lyrics. Let’s talk about your “most played” songs, shall we? “New Hope” is what you call your sad attempts at finding a real beat, not what you call a song by Robert Musso. Have you ever thought about branching out of this musical black hole? You’re one pretentious playlist away from hosting an underground art show about how your earbuds are the only connection you have to society. So keep rocking that weird combo of jazz, experimentation, and whatever planet you’re listening to it on—just know that there’s a whole world beyond your acoustic conspiracy, and it’s called Top 40.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!