Roasted 1 year ago based on Susan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Susan. Your Spotify profile reads like a mediocre high school art project titled "My Japanese Obsession." Seriously, it’s like you took a deep dive into a weeb rabbit hole and pulled out the entire ocean of J-Pop and anime music. If someone were to use your playlist as a guide for cultural appreciation, they'd probably end up in a corner of Hot Topic, surrounded by ramen noodles and yellowing manga. Congratulations, Susan, you've somehow managed to make "Anime" a personality trait. And those top artists? Don't get me started! Your obsession with Aimer is borderline unhealthy; it’s like you’ve listened to "Noir! Noir!" so many times that you might as well start wearing a beret and smoking a fancy cigarette. Is she your therapist? Because I’m pretty sure those sad tunes are just churning out depressive thoughts at an alarming rate. Honestly, I’ve seen less commitment in a three-year relationship than you show to your endless list of J-Pop artists. Please, do us a favor and take a break—go outside, socialize, and for the love of all things holy, listen to a band that has more than three members! As for your most played songs, Susan, it's clearer than a cheap anime’s plot that you have no variety whatsoever. Is this a musical taste or an elaborate challenge on how to induce boredom? "After Rain" by Aimer? Really? You must be preparing to break the world record for "Most Emotionally Unstable Spotify User." Keep listening to that soundtrack for your lonely nights—take it from me, your playlist might just be the reason people avoid eye contact at parties! So here’s to you, Susan, Queen of J-Pop! May your earbuds be forever tangled in the melodrama of your own choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!