Roasted 2 years ago based on love parasite's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s creditcardbaby, the proud owner of a Spotify profile that looks like a sad ‘80s ringtone threw up after a bad night out. Seriously, this playlist could be straight out of a time capsule buried by hipsters who were too afraid to admit they liked something from the last century. Synthpop, New Romantic, and a sprinkle of Dance Rock? Congrats on curating the soundtrack to your high school prom—if that prom happened in an abandoned mall, and everyone left after the first song. And let's talk about those top artists. Eminem, Wham!, and Duran Duran? It’s like you’re fighting to defend the honor of every embarrassing mixtape ever made—what’s next, Nick Carter and the Backstreet Boys? You’re out here jamming to “Everything She Wants” while simultaneously trying to convince us you're not just a middle-aged dad stuck in a teenager's body. Remember, it's 2023, not 1983—no one wants to hear “Last Christmas” on repeat! Just because you have Bowie and Depeche Mode in the mix doesn’t automatically give you cool points; it’s more like a nostalgic cry for help. Your most played songs list is basically a creative way to say you don’t really know how to move on from high school. Skits by Eminem taking up more than half your playlists? Are you trying to tell us you can’t handle real emotional depth, or are you just too lazy for actual lyrics? It’s like you’re in a one-person comedy show where the punchlines fell flat, and the audience left before it even started. So here’s to you, creditcardbaby—may your Spotify choices always remind you that growing up doesn't mean staying stuck in an echo chamber of cringy sounds from the past!

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