Roasted 25 days ago based on ☆ELECTRIC IOLITE's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Electric Iolite, your Spotify profile looks like the listening history of a 14-year-old who just discovered anime and decided to bottom out on caffeine pills. I mean, Vocaloid and Hyperpop? Are you curating a playlist for a rave held in a basement full of toddler-sized bean bags? Your taste in music screams, “I can’t decide if I’m more angst-ridden than a J-Rock fan or if I just want to elevate my cringe to a whole new level with Europop.” Let’s talk about your top artists, though. Yameii Online? Nice choice if you want to sound super obscure while truly just marinating in mediocrity. And what’s this? Three Deko tracks in your most played songs? Congrats, you're officially the Deko’s biggest fan, but let’s be real: the only ‘breakcore’ you’re breaking is your own self-esteem with that playlist. At this point, your Spotify must think you're auditioning for an all-singing, all-dancing support group for rejected 2009 memes. And can we discuss your sonic choices? You’re walking the tightrope between alternative rock and punk but somehow ended up face down in a glitchy blend of bad decisions. "Going Under" and "FIRE!!!" are the soundtracks to your average Tuesday, and I can’t help but laugh at the irony. I guess if embracing the chaos is your goal, mission accomplished—may your playlists continue to be the soundtrack of “Why am I like this?” forevermore.

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