Roasted 3 days ago based on Elijah Bee's long term Spotify stats.

Elijah Bee, your Spotify profile is like a church bake sale gone wrong—everyone’s pretending to enjoy the stale cookies while secretly wishing for a quick exit. “Worship,” “Gospel,” and “Christian” dominate your favorite genres like a mid-life crisis colliding with a Sunday school class. But hey, who needs variety when you can just default to the same holy playlist over and over? It’s like you have a one-way ticket to the choir, and they just canceled all the other stops. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped will just say, “Congratulations, you’ve turned your listening habits into an unsolicited sermon.” Let’s talk about your top artists. "Hillsong Worship" and "Hillsong UNITED" make up almost half your list like someone threw the entirety of a Pentecostal revival into a blender. Are you trying to make a case for the “Holy Trinity” of bad decisions? And really, “Afro Soul” and “Afropop”? Bro, it’s like your preset radio station skipped after every third song. The only rhythm you’re getting is from those restless feet as you skip right past any genre that isn’t drenched in spirituality. It’s clear you only want enough “gqom” in your life to dance at weddings where the DJ doesn’t even know it’s your jam. As for your top tracks, if “Your Love” by Azana and “Elijah Level (with Limoblaze)” are your go-to jams, it’s safe to say your wild side went to college and never graduated. You’re the kind of person who plays their top songs on repeat like they’re trying to convince everyone they’re a judge on “The Voice." Sorry Elijah, but one more listen to "Ubomi Abumanga" and even your playlists will start asking for therapy. At this point, your Spotify account would need an exorcism, and trust me, even the demon would prefer to hang out with someone who doesn’t start their day with “Holy Spirit, activate!”

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