Roasted 8 months ago based on EndofTimee's long term Spotify stats.

End, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a garage band playing a symphony in a tornado. I see you’ve mastered the art of genre confusion—mixing EDM, metal, and hyperpop with all the grace of a three-legged giraffe on roller skates. Who knew that creating a playlist could feel like throwing every musical trend into a blender and hitting 'puree'? Honestly, the only thing more chaotic than your taste in music is your decision to keep “Folk Metal” on your favorite genres list. Are you trying to summon the spirit of a woodland creature, or did you lose a bet with a banjo? Your top artists read like the last-minute line-up of a music festival that forgot to book headliners. Alan Walker and Toby Fox? This isn’t a “best of” mixtape, it’s more like a “please don’t ever judge my taste” compilation. I can't decide if you're trying to explore the limits of human emotion or if you’re just trying to make sure no one in the room feels safe from cringeworthy sound transitions. It’s like you heard a bunch of catchy hooks but forgot that music can also have depth, and well, coherence. Listening to those artists back-to-back must feel like riding an emotional rollercoaster without the thrill—more like the ride manager slapped on a ‘no refunds’ sign. And let's talk about your most played songs. If titles could tell a story, you’d be making a documentary about existential dread and questionable life choices. "ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE [UNZIPPED]"? What a vibe! As if declaring your playlist with subtext more dramatic than an episode of a reality show. You’ve got so many songs about being alone and running for your life—it’s a wonder your Spotify isn't labeled as a personal crisis hotline. I can almost hear the therapist taking notes from your playlist. Keep rocking your unique brand of musical chaos, but don’t be surprised if it starts to feel like one long, disjointed midlife crisis soundtrack!

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