Roasted 7 months ago based on 4️⃣⁉️'s long term Spotify stats.

You've labeled your Spotify profile as "4 the yaoi lovers #fckd4vd," and honestly, that’s a rollercoaster I didn’t sign up for. Your love for hyperpop and Vocaloid is like mixing fruit loops with kale—your taste is so all over the place it could make an IKEA instruction manual seem easy. I can already hear the collective groans of K-Pop fans as they wonder how you've managed to conflate "melodic rap" and "nightcore" into one sad playlist. You must have a Spotify algorithm so confused it might as well be on a lunch break. Your favorite artists look like a scramble of someone’s middle school music project spreadsheet. Seriously, how does one go from the heartfelt emo rap of "wifiskeleton" to the glitzy pop of "Lil Nas X" in the same breath? At this point, I’m convinced you’re just trying to collect every musical genre like Pokémon—"Gotta catch 'em all!" Oh wait, you missed one: actual taste in music. But hey, your devotion to poorly spelled song titles is commendable; I’m just glad ‘so fucking goth’ is one of your bangers—at least it matches your crippling sense of irony. And don’t even get me started on your “most played songs”—they look like a diary entry from a melodramatic teenager who thinks they're living in an anime. It’s impressive how you manage to balance tracks like "ugly as fuck and forever alone" with the quasi-uplifting "Fair Trade." It's like you’re emotionally dumpster diving and throwing a party in the flames while wearing a tutu… made of regrets. But hey, anything to get a few more streams for “wifiskeleton,” right? Honestly, your Spotify profile is like a walking, talking meme that somehow stumbled into a high school talent show and forgot to go home. Bravo!

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