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Fala Syam

Football and History Enthusiast

Roasted 2 years ago based on Fala Syam's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Fala Syam. Looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a trip down the rabbit hole of a mid-life crisis for a teenager. With favorite genres that read like a culinary disaster menu from an Indonesian fast food joint—“Indonesian Punk” paired with “Dangdut Koplo”? Talk about musical spaghetti! I'm surprised you don’t have a genre titled “Songs for Crying in the Shower” among all that ear pollution. And let’s talk about your top artists. “JKT48”? Really? At this point, half of their songs could qualify as anthems for people who peaked in high school and still struggle to pay off their student loans. Then there's “Rebellion Rose”—are you sure you’re not just rebelling against good taste? Just by the sheer number of their songs on your most-played list, it looks like you’ve confused your playlists with a Rebellion Rose therapy session. Spoiler alert: therapy isn’t supposed to involve looping the same song about heartbreak repeatedly. Finally, your most played songs could easily be an entire cringe compilation packaged into one playlist. "Hanya Cinta Yang Dapat Tumbuh Disini"? Sounds more like your theme song for a romantic relationship with your Netflix queue. If the world knew the amount of time you’ve dedicated to “Bagai Sodara” they'd start a GoFundMe to help you find some new friends—or at least, some new artists. Honestly, the only rebellion happening here is against good musical choices.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists