Roasted 11 months ago based on Nefeliert_'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Nefeliert_, the human Spotify algorithm that accidentally fell into a hipster rabbit hole and hit every dead end on the way down. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a list of overly specific granted wishes from a genie who doesn't know what indie means. You couldn't find a less mainstream selection if you were trying to avoid popularity on purpose. "Indorock"? Are you trying to rebel against basic taste while listening to music made in an underground cave somewhere in Bali? Newsflash: “Indonesian Indie” is just “Indie” but with even more confusion. Your top artists sound like the lineup for a trendy café that only serves avocado toast and overpriced herbal tea. I mean, The Strokes and Eminem are cool and all, but they must be shaking their heads in disbelief that you’ve paired them with Ardhito Pramono, who I’m convinced is just a fictional manifestation of your unfathomable quest for 'hidden gems.' And let’s not even get started on Slipknot—you must be really dedicated to your “nu metal” breakups if they’re still showing up alongside an artist whose songs sound like they were recorded on a rainy day in a lush garden. As for your most played songs, it’s like you were trying to assemble a soundtrack for an existential crisis that took a wrong turn at the sad indie signpost. “Alone, Together” is just a little too on the nose for someone with a Spotify profile that screams, “I'm emotional but let's keep it ironic.” But hey, at least you’re consistent—the only thing you've managed to do is keep Ardhito Pramono alive in the world’s least necessary playlist. You clearly don't want anyone to forget your 'edgy' tastes, right? So here’s to you, the indecisive playlist curator who finds brevity in 10 different kinds of rock—all while jamming to a complete stranger strumming an acoustic guitar in the corner of a coffee shop!

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