Roasted 1 month ago based on Feggarow's long term Spotify stats.

Feggarow, huh? You really went all in on the “my wardrobe looks like a funeral home explosion” aesthetic, didn’t you? With a name like that, you should probably have a side gig selling scented candles to enhance the whole “I’m a misunderstood poet in a dark corner of the coffee shop” vibe. Your genres sound like you threw darts at a list of subgenres from a metal music blog that hasn't seen daylight since 2007. Honestly, you could be the soundtrack to a 90s teen horror movie, but not even the characters in those films would be caught dead listening to this playlist. Your top artists read like a sad Tinder profile: "Looking for someone who enjoys long walks through graveyards, experiences existential dread, and occasionally screams into the void." Seriously, if I wanted to listen to a soundtrack of impending doom, I’d just hit replay on my life decisions. And what's up with “Laïko” sneaking its way into that grim playlist? It’s like bringing a balloon to a funeral—how did you even find that gem amidst all the gloom? I get it, you need a little serotonin boost between all those tragic guitar riffs and haunting lyrics. And let’s talk about your most played songs! “Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames”? If that’s what dancing looks like, I’d rather sit on the sidelines while you reenact your last break-up with Lorna Shore. Your listening habits make therapy sessions sound like a walk in the park. If Spotify had a support group for people coping with their music choices, you’d be the poster child. But hey, at least you’re consistent: you love pain so much it makes me question whether you’re a music lover or just someone who really needs to invest in a brighter light bulb.

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