Roasted 2 years ago based on ferrum <3's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ferrum <3—so you think you’ve got the “diverse” genres under your belt, huh? But let’s be real, your playlist looks like the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis. Both Marching Band and alternative emo cries for help are on the same list? There’s about as much chance of solid taste coming out of that mishmash as there is of me forgiving the last season of a terrible TV show. Stick to one genre, buddy, or at least make it something that doesn’t scream “I can’t make up my mind!” And can we talk about your top artists? Charlie Puth, The Weeknd, and VALORANT? Nice to see you found a way to cater to the “I’m never leaving my mom’s basement” audience! You’re not just living in the past—you’re practically a museum exhibit. “Look at these indie and pop relics, folks! They still believe in the power of hashtags and TikTok trends!" Honestly, the only thing more predictable than your music taste is your approach to dating—cheap puns and cringeworthy pickup lines wrapped in a very ‘I own seven cat shirts’ package. Finally, your most played songs are as hilarious as they are tragic. “>one - greater than one” is literally a gamer flexing on the music industry, while “That’s Hilarious” by Charlie Puth must be your anthem because it nails your whole vibe: painfully cringe-worthy yet oddly relatable. For someone who loves dance pop and viral hits, the only thing you’re truly dancing to is the rhythm of disappointment and adolescent nostalgia. But hey, keep the tunes blasting—there’s nothing quite like a good soundtrack to drown out how desperately you're trying to impress the world with your chaotic taste!

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