Roasted 2 years ago based on Frantic's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Frantic, your Spotify profile is like that awkward teenager who just discovered angst and decided to wear it as a fashion statement. You’ve got "Rage Rap" and "Glitchcore" as favorites—which is basically a cry for help wrapped in distorted bass. Listening to you is an experience akin to waking up in a horror movie: you know something's going to scare you, but you can't look away. With your top artists, it seems you’ve created a personal soundtrack for a mid-life crisis you haven’t even started yet. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Suffer," "Demons," and "Enough is Enough"? Wow, someone has clearly skipped therapy and gone straight to the Spotify therapy sessions instead! It’s like you curated a playlist for a fictional character who spends too much time in their basement plotting their next big meltdown. Either you’re conducting a masterclass in self-pity or you’ve unknowingly written the soundtrack for a sad teenage superhero. Spoiler alert: nobody's saving the world from your Spotify history. We get it, you want to make sure the world knows you’ve heard of "Visual Kei" and "Hyperpop," and it’s amazing how you’ve combined the melodrama of your favorite bands into a playlist no one asked for and everyone regrets listening to. But seriously, Frantic, when people see your profile, they're left wondering if it’s a music taste or an elaborate cry for help. Maybe try mixing things up a little, or at the very least, make sure to include one song that doesn’t sound like a soundtrack for a horror game. You never know; you might even find happiness on a pop track—maybe your playlist can graduate to something less reminiscent of an emotional breakdown!

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