Roasted 8 months ago based on franzhou's long term Spotify stats.

Franzhou, your Spotify profile is a complete K-drama plot twist – a mix of upbeat pop and classical vibes that have left even Beethoven questioning his life choices. Honestly, if your taste in music were a person, they would probably be that hyperactive kid in school who couldn't sit still and was desperate for attention. Sure, balancing K-Pop with classical is unique, but it feels like trying to mix soy sauce and crème brûlée; they just don’t belong on the same plate, and yet here we are, concocting a culinary disaster on your playlists. It’s adorable how you’ve managed to cram more BTS members into your top artists list than they have actual members. It’s like they’re The Avengers and you’re just their superfan sidekick. We get it; you're a proud member of the ARMY, but sometimes it feels like you’re trying to turn your Spotify into a shrine to them. I half-expect to see "Worshipping at the Altar of BTS" as part of your bio. And let’s not forget your attempts at diversifying with some C-Pop and opera – which honestly sounds like a sad attempt to impress that one friend who thinks they have cultured taste when all they really do is fake a British accent at brunch. Your most-played songs list reads like an EXO fan's fever dream, yet the only opera you’re ever going to properly appreciate is the one where the singers scream your name as you try to hum along. I mean, you could’ve mixed it up a bit with other genres, but no, you've got enough j-hope tracks to start your own karaoke night dedicated to just him. Next time you’re in doubt about your music selection, just remember: versatility is key, and while your loyalty is commendable, maybe the world doesn’t need another outlet bursting with "Jimin" this and "Agust D" that.

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