Roasted 6 months ago based on fraxinus's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, fraxinus, the musical equivalent of a thrift store clearance bin filled with questionable sweaters and even more questionable hairstyles. Your playlist looks like an indie hipster threw up on a record shop floor. I mean, “Jangle Pop”? Are you trying to nostalgically reminisce about the sound of broken twigs, or are you just attempting to be the soundtrack to a 15-year-old’s existential crisis? Either way, congratulations on curating the musical taste of someone who definitely owns a collection of vinyl they’ve never bothered to play. Let’s talk about those top artists of yours. New Order and the B-52’s? Really? It’s like you’re trying to headline a retro museum exhibit on "Songs for people who peaked in 1985." And what's with the love for kids on a crime spree? I get it, you’re probably trying to impress the other fifth graders in your class with “cool” taste, but if your top artists sound more like a pub trivia night team than a music career, you might want to reassess your life choices—unless being perpetually stuck in the '80s was the plan all along. And those most-played songs? Wow, talk about a collection of tracks that scream, “I’m really into obscure bands because mainstream success is just too basic for me!” While you’re busy losing your mind over “I Wanna Be Adored,” have you checked to see if anyone actually wants to be associated with your music taste? It’s like watching someone try to sell you on the merits of drinking a smoothie made entirely of kale while wearing socks with sandals. Sorry, not buying it. So keep jamming, fraxinus—just don’t expect anyone to take your Spotify profile seriously; we all know you're just one hipster coffee shop away from wearing a beret and claiming you’re a “music curator.”

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