Roasted 1 year ago based on Thom's long term Spotify stats.

Thom, your Spotify profile reads like a failed experiment in bad taste. Dutch Hip Hop? Really? That sounds like a bold choice, if by bold you mean a cry for help from someone who thinks "House" is more than just where the furniture resides. Your idea of "intelligent dance music" has the IQ of a soggy potato, and frankly, I’m surprised you can even spell "Hardgroove" without a dictionary and a therapist on speed dial. If we were judging music taste by skill, you’d be winning a participation trophy in a kindergarten talent show. Your top artists make me question what year it is — I’ll give you some credit for the few recognizable names, but “Klaus Veen” and “Gamma Intel”? Are you pretty sure those aren't Wi-Fi passwords? And let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that Mac DeMarco is the most mainstream thing on your list; I thought there were laws against using the term “indie” to describe music that sounds like someone decided to put a banana peel on a record player. At least you’ve got the classic “The Prodigy,” but even they might call for an intervention after hearing the rest of your playlist. And those most played songs? “Pretty Green Eyes” is not just a floating head gag — it’s a warning sign that you're navigating through a murky sea of musical disappointment. I've seen better song choices from a toddler with a Fisher-Price turntable. You must really enjoy the sound of your own cringe because a playlist so awkward could single-handedly keep hipsters in therapy for years. If Spotify could roast profiles, yours would be the main course at a very uncomfortable dinner party. Keep dancing, Thom; but for the love of all that is good, please take it somewhere far, far away from my ears.

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