Roasted 2 months ago based on Marke Frosch Max's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Marke Frosch Max, your Spotify profile is a playlist that sounds like it was curated by a pretentious art professor who just realized he forgot to include "Cool" in his syllabus. I mean, when your favorite genres sound more like categories for a medieval museum exhibit, it's no surprise that your top artists are basically the soundtrack to a renaissance fair. Where's the party? Because with that lineup, I can almost hear the sound of crickets, or wait—was that just you awkwardly humming "Ave Maria" at a karaoke night? And we need to talk about those top songs! Nothing says "let's dance" quite like the thrilling title "O Tod, wo ist dein Stachel nun." Is that a symphonic piece or the soundtrack to a midlife crisis? With songs that nobly date back to when people wore tights and ruffled collars, it seems you’re holding onto that medieval charm like it’s the last slice of pizza at a potluck. I didn’t realize “I Want to Know What Love Is” was a cover for “I Want to Know What Canon in D Sounds Like” 50 times in a row. You’re basically the musical version of a time traveler who forgot to come back to 2023. And let’s not skip over those honorable mentions at the end of your list. Bad Bunny and Kendrick Lamar? It seems even they can't ignore the medieval ghost haunting your playlists. Your taste in music is a wild ride from the opera house to a 13th-century monastery, just to end in a low-key hip-hop club tucked away in an alley. At this rate, your Spotify playlist is the only place where Bach would get down with Bad Bunny—if they could agree on who gets to be the odd one out at the emotional climax. Keep it weird, Max, but for the love of good music, turn the volume up and embrace a little chaos!

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