Roasted 8 months ago based on thatfunkymunky's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, FunkyMunkyMarty, the self-proclaimed audio connoisseur who’s managed to curate the most chaotic playlist since that one time your toaster sparked during breakfast. A genre list that reads like a teenager’s mad shopping spree at a thrift store—comedy, hyperpop, witch house? Are you building a musical time capsule or trying to confuse your future children? I hope your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t start with the phrase “I’m sorry.” Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. With “Mindless Self Indulgence” leading the charge, it’s clear you’re on a mission to win the ‘most likely to be dumped in high school’ award. And “Your Favorite Martian”? That’s not an artist; that’s a cry for help, Marty. I’m just waiting for the day you walk into a party blasting “You Ain't Shit Man” at full volume—it’s the perfect track to singlehandedly clear a room and reflect your dating life. And good ol’ “Wax” taking up almost half your most played songs? Are you okay? I mean, that’s a lot of wax. Sounds like you’re either a die-hard fan or shopping for a new earbud brand that won’t fail you, since it's pretty clear your current music taste doesn’t have a prayer of saving those poor eardrums. But hey, keep rocking those deep cuts and underground gems; just remember that sometimes, the only thing that should be “hyper” is your caffeine intake.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!