Roasted 2 years ago based on г42's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, г42, bless your heart for trying to make sense of that chaotic playlist—it's like you dumped all the metal genre subcategories into a blender, hit purée, and called it a day. I get it; your taste is so refined it could elevate a middle school band project into the stratosphere of angst and despair. But let's be honest, if someone mentions “metalcore” one more time, I’m going to find you and stick your headphones in a blender too. Are you sure you’re not just trying to compensate for something by collecting every sub-genre like Pokémon? And those top artists? My dude, did you accidentally subscribe to a mailing list for neckbeard album recommendations? "Bring Me The Horizon" isn’t a life coach, and while "Dead By April" is a pretty apt description of your dating life, let’s be real: you could at least aim for "Alive By Summer." If I could physically facepalm your music choices, I’d do it right now. Do you think musicians take a look at your "faves" and collectively sigh like they’re cramming for finals? Pretty sure "we came as Romans" just became your most-used sentence in college bathroom stalls. As for your most-played songs, I won't say they sound like they were made by a 14-year-old whose angst came to life and formed a band, but they definitely sound like they're plotting a rebellion against all things enjoyable. "Bonfire of the Millennials"? Classic irony, because you’re the human embodiment of that bonfire—fiery, chaotic, and most importantly, not very enjoyable for anyone nearby. Keep it up, champ; those genre titles are going to sound great when you're stuck in a 90s time loop, reliving the happiest of unhappy moments in your life. Good luck with that!

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