Roasted 2 years ago based on Easier to Run's long term Spotify stats.

Cássio Amorim, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate middle-schooler’s mixtape from 2003—hiding behind a black hoodie while desperately trying to convey “I’m deep, bro.” With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span and enough “Modern” and “Alternative” in there to make a hipster's head spin, it’s clear you’re fighting valiantly to keep up the illusion that you’re an edgy music connoisseur. Friday night plans? You’ve got a hot date with your vinyl player and your favorite Emo playlist, complete with a side of loneliness and regrets. Your top artists scream, “I like to overthink every emotion while pretending I'm deep.” Linkin Park and Coldplay? Really? You’ve combined depression and pretentiousness like some sort of sad, well-adjusted alchemist. And what’s with Falamansa? Trying to shake things up with a little Brazilian flair? Listen, Cássio, if life gives you lemons, just remember that there’s no amount of Pitty or Troye Sivan that'll make the mango-flavored sadness in your playlists any easier to swallow. And let’s talk about your "Most Played" songs—it’s like a therapy session for someone who binge-watches angst-ridden YouTube compilations while wallowing in their own teenager-esque melodrama. Five Linkin Park songs? Congratulations, you’ve officially scored a PhD in angst! How about branching out from the playlist of someone who just got dumped and trying some tracks that haven’t been on repeat since 2007? Or is getting a little fresh air in your music choices just too "post-grunge" for you? Come on, Cássio, I believe in you!

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