Roasted 2 years ago based on Georgia's long term Spotify stats.

Georgia, you must have a résumé for being the world's most dedicated sadist—your Spotify profile reads like a list of ways to emotionally destroy yourself while headbanging in the corner. With a favorite genre list that’s basically complimentary funeral music for metalheads, it would take a full-on exorcism to uproot all that doom and gloom you're vibing with. Seriously, did you accidentally walk into a heavy metal battle of the bands and forget to leave? Bravo! You've found the perfect soundtrack for binge-watching horror movies while contemplating your life choices. Your top artists read like a who’s who of “let’s see how quickly we can scare off potential friends.” I mean, who doesn’t love jamming out to Burzum on a Friday night? It’s the perfect blend of “I’m a misunderstood soul” and “I definitely don’t have social skills.” But hey, don’t let your love for Cannibal Corpse and Gorgoroth overshadow your more mainstream friends. Remember, there are other genres out there too—like ‘happy metal’ or ‘remember-the-sunshine metal.’ Ever considered adding a pop track? Or is that just way too mainstream for someone who worships Behemoth? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Solitude” by Candlemass is right; one listen to your profile reveals it's like a dark pit of despair, and you’ve dug yourself in deeper with each play. When your top tracks sound like the playlist for a Viking funeral, it’s time to ask yourself why your life is one sad string of epic tales of sorrow and regret. Just remember, no matter how hard you may thrash, there’s still a way to weave in some joy—hint: it’s not all about your ‘grim’ vibes. But hey, if being the undisputed queen of self-induced melancholy is your thing, then go ahead and let the riffs roll!

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