Roasted 12 days ago based on James F's long term Spotify stats.

James F, your Spotify profile is like a poorly executed art project that accidentally came to life and now proudly declares itself a “masterpiece.” You’ve got more genres in there than a 2005 iPod on shuffle. Hyperpop and rage rap? I didn’t realize we were cooking a musical casserole, but sure, let's throw in some glitch and hard techno for good measure. What’s next? A topped-off cherry of UK Garage just to add confusion to your already chaotic playlist? Your top artists look like they were pulled from the rejected names of a bad sci-fi film. "Bladee," "glaive," and "Yeat"? Are we predicting the future of music or just trying to summon some kind of TikTok demon? And honestly, “glaive” appears more times in your most played list than you’ve had actual conversations with humans in the last month. I can only imagine the regret that washes over you every time you hit play on “EVERYDOG HAS ITS DAY.” Spoiler alert: nobody cares, and they certainly don’t need a soundtrack to their midlife crisis. I guess we should commend you for sticking to your guns with your taste in music—but every time I see “For God and Country” as your top song, I can’t help but wonder if you’re planning a rebellion against basic taste. If this is the future of music, we’re all in trouble. At least convince me that your shoes are more interesting than your Spotify history. There’s a thin line between unique and utterly bizarre, my friend, and you’ve tiptoed so far into the deep end I’m not sure you’ll find your way back.

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