Roasted 1 year ago based on Gwenni's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Gwenni, the self-proclaimed queen of bedroom pop and the K-Pop fan club's president! With musical tastes so diverse, it’s like your Spotify is trying to audition for a talent show but only ends up getting a pity vote. K-Pop, musicals, and Christmas tunes? Seriously, did your Spotify account come with a side of "greatest hits for a confused middle schooler's sleepover"? If you had a dollar for every time you switched genres, you'd have just enough to buy a personality that’s not a walking Hallmark movie. But let's talk about those top artists, shall we? Taylor Swift, BLACKPINK, and ARIANA GRANDE? Wow, bold choice–getting the world’s biggest pop stars to make up for your questionable choices of “Miracle Tones” and "the entire discography of Sabrina Carpenter." If you want to add some real depth to your playlists, maybe explore some artists who aren't just marketing tools for the next beauty product coming your way. But hey, your idea of diversity is probably just as adventurous as your school lunch selection: bland and painfully basic. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs; it’s like your heart is stuck in a pop time warp while living in a musical loop of “All Too Well.” Seriously, if “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)” and three variations of the same Sabrina Carpenter song are your idea of a musical journey, I’m worried about where that playlist is taking you. At this rate, the only vault you're opening is the one holding back your taste in music. Just remember, it’s 2023, and it’s never too late to upgrade to better soundtracks to your life—unless of course, you enjoy wallowing in the same sad melodies while endlessly scrolling through TikTok for tips on how to live your best life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!