Roasted 2 years ago based on elisaGAY!!! 😛😛😛😛😛's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, elisaGAY!!! 😛😛😛, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of the music genres that literally no one has ever heard of—except for you and your 12 other equally confused friends. With your Spotify profile resembling a Wikipedia page on 'Niche Japanese Metal', it’s hard to tell whether you're trying to discover the next emo anthem or summon a demon from a parallel universe. Seriously, when did “Blackened Screamo” become a genre? Sounds like an illness, and I don't mean your questionable taste in music. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card that nobody asked to play. "Asunojokei" and "Coaltar Of The Deepers"? Come on, that sounds less like a band and more like a bad translation of an anime horror movie! And with your obsession for ‘Japanese Black Metal’, one could question if you’re actually just trying to show off your ability to pronounce "onisen" correctly. Newsflash: nobody is impressed. It's 2023, and you’re stuck in a simulated universe that’s all angst and no payoff. This is what happens when Wikipedia becomes your primary source of music inspiration. And let’s talk about your most played songs; I didn’t realize “Spring of Passion” was a euphemism for ‘how to sound like I’m crying my way through a karaoke machine.’ You might as well hit shuffle on a heavy metal breakup playlist, because at this point, your Spotify is a shrine to emotional dysregulation. Seriously, if I want to hear people yelling into a mic while a guitar sounds like it’s having an identity crisis, I’ll just record my neighbor’s argument over the internet connection. But hey, keep grinding away at your sad little sanctuary; it’s definitely a unique endeavor—like owning a pet rock for emotional support.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!