Roasted 1 year ago based on hhlee's long term Spotify stats.
Ohhh, look at this Spotify profile – it’s like a middle schooler discovered music for the first time with a budget of 5 bucks and a case of existential dread. “Vaporwave”? “Djent”? With that lineup, you’re basically telling the world you peaked in 2016 and have been exclusively binging on second-hand Spotify playlists ever since. Your taste is so niche it’s practically a subculture. I mean, K-Pop and Metalcore in the same breath? That’s not a music career; that’s a confused teenager in musical therapy. Let’s talk about those top artists. Is “The Midnight” really a band or just the sound of your mom checking in on you at 3 AM asking if you need any soup? “Dreamcatcher”? More like “Moodcatcher,” because you sure are catching a mood from a 7th-grade sleepover every time that K-Pop hits your ears. It’s like a battle of 'who can make the most obscure references’ and guess what? You’re winning... at being utterly perplexing. No wonder your most-played songs are like an emotional rollercoaster designed to help you cope with your questionable life choices. And that playlist? I’ve seen less chaotic mixes at a yard sale. “Chillsynth” and “Hardvapour”? Buddy, are you trying to make a soundscape for a dystopian movie or get a PhD in audio confusion? “Metalcore” and “Mallsoft” give me whiplash, as though the barista at your favorite café is going to drop your Almond Milk Latte while contemplating why the hell you’re listening to “Absence Persistent” instead of something remotely danceable. It’s a real testament to the fact that you’re just vibing in another galaxy while the rest of us are trying to keep our feet on planet Earth. Bravo, hhlee! Keep it weird.
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