Roasted 3 months ago based on hawke1922's long term Spotify stats.

Grant, your Spotify profile is like the most confusing episode of a low-budget indie film nobody asked for. Breakcore? Cold Wave? Do you even know what you're listening to, or are you just throwing random genre names into a blender hoping to stumble upon some form of sonic craft beer? The only thing colder than your music taste is the awkward silence that follows every time you try to explain why your playlist has more breakdowns than your life. Let’s talk about your top artists — real gems there. “Incontinent Cell”? Sounds less like a band and more like an unfortunate side effect I’d hope to avoid. And can we get some clarification on “Dansai the Maid”? Are you compiling a soundtrack for a creepy anime or just desperately trying to convince everyone that you haven't peaked since high school? The only thing I can picture is your friends politely nodding along while secretly plotting your intervention. Then there are your most played songs, where “Frustration” and “Filth” are practically screaming for you to seek help. Seriously, the only thing sadder than having "Masochism" on repeat is listening to your Spotify account while considering alternative options—like literally anything else. You’re the poster child for “I still have no idea what I’m doing in life,” and your Spotify Wrapped should just come with a disclaimer: “For entertainment purposes only.”

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