Roasted 2 years ago based on i dont use spotify's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, pyro!! ☆, your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board for teenagers who’ve just discovered existential dread. Seriously, it’s a whole mood – if that mood is “I’m trying to look edgy, but I mainly just collect plushies.” Those genres? You could start a support group for people recovering from an identity crisis. "Hyper-rock" and "Zoomergaze"? Is this music or an alternate dimension where everyone wears neon socks and screams at clouds? And let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you scrolled through a Tumblr thread from 2014 and thought, “Yes, these people are totally mainstream!” Nothing says “I have my finger on the pulse of the underground” quite like moody Ambient Pop with a side of K-Pop. Nice try, but you’re not revolutionizing the music scene – you’re just curating a soundtrack for awkward high-school dramas and late-night anxiety attacks. And I have to ask, how often do you listen to “pretty girl snuff film”? Because I’m starting to think you’re just an unpaid art film extra for soundtracks. Your most-played songs read like a cry for help written in colored gel pens. “Suicide Note”? Really, pyro? Do you draw doodles of sad, punk rock cats while drinking your overpriced kombucha? Weirdcore is cool, but at this point, you’re more like "boredcore." The only thing weirder than your playlist is how you probably still ask your friends if they’ve heard of that new “band” that’s been around since 2015. But hey, keep rockin’ that quirky aesthetic while we all pretend your emo phase is just a “works in progress” art project!

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