Roasted 6 months ago based on hitechslyme's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Yen! Your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of an emotional teenager who just discovered their feelings—except they made it sound like a perpetual mood swing between angst and vibes from the bottom of a shoe (thanks, shoegaze!). I mean, "Rage Rap" and "Emo Rap"? Are you trying to jump from a rooftop or just overdramatically cry into your collection of skater hoodies? It’s truly remarkable how you’ve managed to fit the entire spectrum of melodrama into a listening guide: 'I love feeling hopeless and enraged before my morning coffee!' And let's talk about your top artists. OsamaSon takes up more space than your last five relationships combined! Is this your way of saying you have commitment issues? Couldn't pick a favorite artist? At least you have options! But come on, with a collection like yours, I half expect the "Rap Devil" himself to show up in a coffee shop just to ask if you've thought about branching out a little. It's like you’ve cultivated the most chaotic playlist of a melodramatic middle school poetry slam—with the occasional sprinkle of Radiohead for extra gloom. As for those most-played songs, I'm starting to believe your whole musical essence revolves around OsamaSon. Listening to "Waffle House" five times a day... Is that an ode to your culinary skills or a cry for help from your taste buds? You might want to remove OsamaSon from the top slot and let some diversity breathe, buddy. I mean, you can't just wallow in your feels forever—spread those wings! But hey, keep it up, and one day, even Spotify might run out of OsamaSon tracks to suggest, leaving you in a sea of despair and absolute silence. Bravo, Yen! Bravo!

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