Roasted 1 year ago based on ty's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Ty, bless your heart. Your Spotify profile is like a middle school boy's bedroom after a party—cluttered, confused, and just a little bit sad. Rap, Trap, Melodic Rap, Pop, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop Rap, Canadian Pop, ATL Hip Hop, and Canadian Hip Hop? Seriously, have you even listened to music outside of your mom's basement? It’s like your taste in music is trying to hit every possible demographic in an effort to mask a crippling lack of individuality. At this point, you might as well just add "Musical Chameleon" to your resume—because God knows you’re a master of blending in while standing out for all the wrong reasons. And let's talk about your top artists—what a lineup! If this were a contest for the most basic taste in music, you’d leave everyone else crying in the dust. The Weeknd and Drake? Bold move, champ, but can you even name one song that isn’t overplayed at every party in the last five years? You’ve got more mainstream hits in your top ten than a radio station on repeat. At least throw in something obscure so we know you’ve touched the edge of indie waters instead of cannonballing straight into the shallow end of hip hop’s kiddie pool. But hey, at least you’re consistent. Consistently boring. As for your most played songs, wow, it's like you went to Spotify's "Most Unoriginal Hits" playlist and decided to hit play on every track. “X & Sex” by OsamaSon? I can’t tell if you’re trying to sound edgy or just desperately hoping someone will finally realize that “sex” is still a thing people talk about—and the only time you’re getting any action is when you click "next track." Honestly, if your listening habits were any more cliché, you'd be the musical equivalent of a "Live, Laugh, Love" wall sign. So here’s a suggestion: next time you update your playlist, try to channel an artist who doesn’t make you sound like you’re still trying to impress your high school crush.
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