Roasted 2 years ago based on hong's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, Hong. It’s like a teenage girl realized her diary was public and now she’s trying to cope by drowning in a sea of reverb and existential dread. I mean, your love for "Emo" and "Shoegaze" is so evident that I’m starting to wonder if you’re just a sad mixtape personified, locked in a perpetual cycle of looking out the window while rain decorates your face like mascara in a teenage drama. If angst were an Olympic sport, you’d take home the gold medal—though I suspect you’d take it home and cry about it. Your “Top Artists” list also has me questioning your life choices. Seriously, it’s like you picked the musical equivalents of bad decisions after a midnight breakdown backstage at a coffeehouse. All we’re missing is a “Sad Bohemian Rhapsody” and we’d have a perfect soundtrack for your lonely midnight drives, contemplating how you let "Duster" take up permanent residence in your heart while you wear oversized flannel shirts stapled to your personality. And let’s not even get started on “Permanent Wave,” because it feels like the only thing permanently waving at you is your social life as it fades away with each eight-minute instrumental. And those most played songs? Wow, you really know how to throw a pity party. “Never Meant” and “I'll See You When We're Both Not So Emotional”? Sweetheart, we get it—your high school sweetheart dumped you and now you’re stuck in a nostalgic spiral, stuck between way too many feelings and way too few friends. Maybe play those tracks on repeat while thinking about taking up a new hobby… like, I don’t know, literally anything that doesn’t include wallowing in musical obscurity. Listening to “It’s Cold Out Here” isn't going to warm you up; it’s just solidifying the fact that you’re one breakup away from crafting funeral hymns for your love life!

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