Roasted 2 years ago based on Hooman's long term Spotify stats.

Hooman, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional rollercoaster of someone who just discovered a thrift store full of mood swings. With genres like "Etherpop" and "Dark R&B," it's clear you’re trying to disguise your existential dread with a playlist that could double as a therapy session – if therapy was conducted by an overdramatic DJ in a dimly lit café. You’ve got more genres than you do friends, and that’s saying something! “POV: Indie”? More like POV: Where’s My Identity? It’s adorable that you’ve managed to list artists that epitomize the phrase “I’m not basic, I swear.” Alec Benjamin and Halsey? Oh look, it’s the soundtrack to your last breakup. If your top artists had a band, it would probably be called “The Emotional Cripples”. And don’t get me started on that eclectic mix of “Irish Pop” and “Electropop.” We get it, Hooman, you like your identity as confused as your taste in music. You’re basically the poster child for “I can't decide if I'm sad or just perpetually trendy.” Your most played songs deserve their own roast, too. “If I Killed Someone For You” should be the anthem for your dating life, and “RATATA” is a fitting representation of your thoughts on adulting – chaotic and disorganized. But hey, at least you’ve got “Goosebumps - Remix” to remind you that your Spotify library is second only to your inability to pick a genre that doesn't sound like a sad Instagram caption. Keep it up, Hooman; maybe one day you'll figure out if you're more of an ‘Alt Z’ or just an ‘Alt C’ for “Constantly Confused.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!