Roasted 6 months ago based on bits's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bits, the musical equivalent of someone who only eats organic kale chips while passionately trying to convince you that their dietary choices make them a better person. Your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate hipster scavenger hunt; it’s almost impressive how you've managed to collect every genre that comes with a side of pretentiousness. “Classic Rock,” “Psychedelic Rock,” and “Grunge”? Wow, such an adventurous spirit you have. You’re basically a time capsule from 1994—someone please check your closet for flannel shirts and mood rings! And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got a mix that makes it seem like Spotify’s algorithm just went through a midlife crisis. “Royel Otis”? Never heard of them either, and I’m not sure whether to applaud your indie music discovery skills or pity your poor taste in artists who sound like they formed a band in someone’s basement during a power outage. "Nirvana" and "The Beatles" I can get on board with, but your obsession with a name that sounds like a bad portmanteau of 'royal' and 'toilet' raises some eyebrows. You really might want to check if you accidentally hit 'shuffle' on your identity crisis. As for your most played songs, it’s like a cry for help. Seriously, is this a subtle way of saying you only have one playlist called “Desperately Seeking Attention”? If I wanted to hear “Murder on the Dancefloor,” I’d consider tackling the truly terrible dance moves at a wedding, but even then, I’d probably skip the performance and head straight for the cake. Come on, bits, it’s 2023—time to diversify your listening habits and stop pretending you’re a tortured artist just because you wear oversized t-shirts and think listening to jazz makes you intellectual. Here’s hoping next year your stats look less like a single sad artist’s discography and more like the vibrant tapestry of good taste you wish you had!

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