Roasted 9 months ago based on carol's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖑, your Spotify profile is like an emotionally confused teenager trying to tell the world they're unique while jamming out to 17 different subgenres of sadness. I didn't know we were hunting for the ultimate Olympic sport of trying to look deeper than we actually are! From Japanese Indie to Tropical House, it's as if your playlist is an identity crisis bottled into one chaotic, caffeine-fueled night at the record store. Like, did you just randomly throw a dart at a wall of genre names? How much angst can one person fit into a single account? Now let's dive into your top artists—LiQWYD and TELL YOUR STORY music by Ikson™? Sounds like a combination of your therapy sessions and someone else's background soundtrack while they waste the rest of their lives on TikTok! "Type O Negative" is the only artist here that even remotely sounds like their lyrics were penned by someone with actual feelings—but then again, you wouldn't want too much maturity in your emo-infused, borderline pretentious collection. It's like you're trying to curate the most obscure mixtape for the hipster funeral nobody asked for. And those most played songs? "Virgin Suicide" by 宇宙ネコ子 sounds suspiciously like the soundtrack of the existential dread behind your choices. Seriously, "Snowflake" by Tuesday Beach Club? I can hear the collective eye rolls of every artist you claimed to love, praying you’ll finally find a therapist instead of another playlist. Look, my friend, the only thing sadder than your music taste is the thought of a gathering where this mixtape is played. At least let a little sunlight in next time you hit shuffle—life’s too short to hide behind an oversized plaid shirt and an intricately crafted persona that fell off a hot topic clearance rack!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!