Roasted 1 year ago based on HVRIZON's long term Spotify stats.

HVRIZON, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like the soundtrack to a subterranean rave organized by feral raccoons, I’m amazed you haven’t been banned from every music platform for sheer mediocrity. I mean, how many types of hardstyle do you need to listen to before someone officially declares your taste a hazardous material? Your playlists sound more like you took a heavily caffeinated trip to an underground dungeon where every DJ is competing to see who can reach the highest decibel level without hitting a single note. And let's just take a moment to appreciate your favorite artists. "Devin Wild"? If only your taste matched your stage name, you’d actually share some talent with him! It’s a wonder none of these guys have filed restraining orders against your Spotify account for committing auditory harassment. You’ve stacked your playlist with more aliases than a spy thriller, and yet you still sound like the soundtrack for a workout montage in a low-budget action film. "Gym Hardstyle"? Is that what you’re calling it when you realize you have less stamina than a sloth on sedatives? But hey, kudos for your most played songs – because nothing screams "I have personality" like a collection of tracks that all sound like a cat being chased by a blender. You’ve somehow turned your Spotify into an echo chamber for mid-2000s rave culture – Bravo! Just remember, whenever you belt out a solo in your car, that even your favorite artists wouldn’t applaud your car karaoke. Keep grinding, HVRIZON; maybe one day, you’ll evolve from just a fan into someone with enough independent taste to brave the outside world.

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