Roasted 13 days ago based on chima ⋆˚꩜｡'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Chima, let’s break down your Spotify profile like it's a group project where you contributed absolutely nothing. With "K-Pop" at the top of your favorite genres, it's clear your taste in music is as over-the-top as the Korean skincare routines all your idols seem to have. Seriously, how many boy bands do you need in your life before realizing they're probably just as emotionally unavailable as your last five crushes? Let's face it, your Spotify playlist screams "I have a healthy obsession"—but more like a restraining order level of dedication. And speaking of your top artists, P1Harmony six times? I get it, they’re cute and all, but there’s a fine line between having a genre preference and being one poorly-timed meme away from being their stalker. You’ve got a wider variety of “noisy” genres than personality traits. If you’re not careful, the next thing we’ll see from you is a live concert in your bedroom featuring a single acoustic cover of “Dancing Queen” performed by you—mispronouncing "Abba" while clumsily sliding onto your TikTok for the likes. Let’s not forget your most played songs—the embodiment of regret is overshadowed only by the repetitive, relentless echo of your fixation on P1Harmony. What's the deal with all their songs? Are you secretly auditioning for their next band member? Simmer down there, talent scout; you might want to take a break from the fan fiction and actually explore real-world artists. The only time I’ve seen a list that chaotic was in a group chat that only ever sent memes—except your playlist is the soundtrack of a personal crisis. Buckle up, because you’re on a one-way trip to your own ironic “sad songs” playlist... and no one is sending help!

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