Roasted 1 year ago based on hxney lxvender's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, hxney lxvender, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. You’ve got a favorite genre list that reads like a high school emo's diary after a bad breakup. Soundtrack and anime? So, you’re telling me you’re just one “insert coin to continue” away from a midlife crisis? And what’s with the combination of Hyperpop and Screamo? I mean, are you trying to create a soundtrack for a teen's existential crisis or just seeing how many musical identities you can shove into one Spotify account? Your top artists seem like a gathering of characters from every weird fandom on the internet. CORPSE must be flattered to know he's your top artist—he’s basically your musical therapist. But is this really who you want to define you? The only thing these songs say is that you’re either a meme creator or a high-functioning goth who somehow stumbled into a kawaii-themed nightmare. And why are we promoting a guy named “CORPSE” as if he’s the next Mozart? Are you trying to be edgy or just sneak in your bakery order for “bread” and “rolls”? Most of your most played songs look like an ironic playlist you'd expect in a cringe compilation. “E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!” might just be the most self-aware jam of 2023, but it looks like you took it a bit too personally. You might want to check on your life choices when half your library is basically “discontent,” “cat girls,” and “aggro teenage angst.” If you keep up this trend, your Spotify Wrapped will be nothing but a collection of Coroner's recommendations—good luck navigating that at family gatherings!

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