Roasted 29 days ago based on Dani''s long term Spotify stats.

Dani, your Spotify profile reads like a music curatorial disaster run by a confused octopus. Seriously, with flamenco banging shoulders with hyperpop and indie punk, it’s like your playlist is trying to win a chaotic game of genre bingo. You’ve got more styles than a high school fashion show, and we’re all left wondering if you threw a dart at your catalog of favorites or just hit shuffle while blindfolded. Your taste is like a buffet where the chef dropped all the items on the floor, and you decided, “Hey, why not?” Let’s talk about your top artists. Babi? LA MILAGROSA? Sweetheart, your Spotify looks less like a musical journey and more like an existential crisis soundtrack. Those names alone could haunt a person’s nightmares. You’ve got enough obscure Latin indie artists in your top 10 to make even hipsters retreat in horror. It’s as if you’re trying to win a medal in underground music discovery, and yet, here we are, still trying to discover if you have any idea what actual hits sound like. By the way, Olivia Rodrigo really needs to check her following; she deserves better than being lumped with this motley crew. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. "God Must Hate Me"? With that title, it sounds like a more accurate assessment of your music choices than a song! Whenever you hit play, do your earbuds scream for help or simply give up in despair? “Me voy, me voy, me voy" feels more like a personal mantra than a track title as you desperately try to escape the cringe levels radiating from this mix. Honestly, if your Spotify playlists were a food dish, they'd be a mystery meat casserole nobody's brave enough to try. Bravo, Dani, you've created a true masterpiece of auditory confusion!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!