Roasted 2 years ago based on iTzWast's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, iTzWast, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who accidentally fell into a genre wormhole and now thinks they're an underground music connoisseur. Seriously, how many “Urbano” variations do you need before you realize it's just reggaeton dressed up in a lower-case hoodie? With a favorite genre list that sounds like an expat's restaurant menu in a Miami strip mall, I half-expect you to be sipping overpriced mojitos while dancing alone at the club, convinced you’re the main character in a TikTok drama. And your top artists? Wow, you've truly discovered the "Who’s Who of ‘I’ll Follow You Back’ music" on Instagram. Beny Jr? Overpade? Sounds like a group project gone wrong. It’s like you took a Buzzfeed quiz titled "Which Latino Artist Should You Stan?" and went with every option, just in case one of them turns out to be the next Frank Sinatra… but in Spanish. Bad Bunny’s probably shaking his head, wondering how you made it onto the same platform as him when your most intense jam seems to be a sad song about missing your bed. Let’s talk about your most played songs. “Mr. Silencio” screams irony louder than your Spotify Wrapped reveals the lack of diversity in your listening habits. You've got more emo vibes than an entire 2000s MySpace page, but you’re still expecting to be vibin’ on the dance floor? Between the sad sierreno and the bedroom R&B, it looks like you're stuck in your feels while pretending to get hyped for a dance party. Talk about real commitment issues; not even your playlist can pick a lane! Good luck at that club, iTzWast; they might play your jams in the corner, but everyone will still be having more fun than you at the pity party for one.

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