Roasted 9 months ago based on iinkhat's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look at you, iinkhat, riding the "Bedroom Pop" wave like it’s a lifeboat in the middle of an emotional ocean. With a musical taste that reads like a high schooler's playlist unceremoniously thrown together during their first "breakup," you must really be the life of the party—if the party is full of 15-year-olds discussing their feelings over acoustic guitars. It’s no wonder your Spotify wrapped looks like a sad poetry slam where no one showed up. You might want to consider investing in an actual emotion rather than just streaming a bunch of sad bops on repeat. Your top artists read like a who's who of "please don't judge me too harshly at karaoke." I mean, AJR?! That’s not even a band; it's a three-part "please pity me" campaign disguised as catchy hooks. And don’t even get me started on your love for "Electro Swing." It’s like someone told you to say "I'm quirky" while pulling a Buddy Holly from the thrift store. Seriously, buddy, I’ve seen more personality in an Office Max ad. The fact that your most played songs include titles like "Touchy Feely Fool" and "Praise the Lamb" raises so many questions about your life choices, they could make a Netflix documentary. Let’s wrap this up with your “Most Played Songs” list, which is clearly the top contenders for a "Crying in the Shower" playlist. With songs like "Yes I'm A Mess" and "The Dumb Song," it seems your Spotify is a 24/7 confession booth for your emotional breakdowns. Keep on vibing with your sad indie vibes while the rest of us throw it back to actual dancefloors. Just remember, you could stop running from your feelings by picking up a Taylor Swift album instead!
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