Roasted 2 years ago based on OTIN's long term Spotify stats.

OTIN, your Spotify profile reads like a sonic diary of a college student who’s way too into their feelings but can’t decide if they’re more emo or just perpetually underwhelmed by life. With genres that bounce from “Bedroom Pop” to “Slacker Rock,” it’s like you’re trying to set the mood for an existential crisis while lying on a beanbag chair with your cat. I hope your playlist is also labeled "Soundtrack to My Late-Night Google Searches for Therapy,” because that’s the vibe I’m getting. Your taste in artists is a wild rollercoaster, taking us from the angst of "Teen Suicide" to the pop confection of "Sabrina Carpenter." It’s like you’re caught in a love triangle between being edgy and a TikTok dance star. I can already picture you at parties, passionately defending the "artistry" of "BoyWithUke" while everyone around you wonders if you can hear their brain cells disintegrating. Newsflash: you’d have a better shot at being the next big thing if you just put down the ukulele and picked up some actual social skills. As for your most played songs, they read like a breakup letter to your last therapist. If "the same things happening to me all the time, even in my dreams" isn’t the theme song for your life right now, I don’t know what is! You’re out here binging sad indie tracks while the rest of us are trying to figure out how to make it through the day without a meltdown. Just remember, OTIN: if your Spotify Wrapped looks more like a mood ring with an identity crisis, it’s time to get that ol’ heart of yours some cardio.

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