Roasted 10 months ago based on kirara ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, ૮₍ ˶– ㅅ –˶ ₎ა, your Spotify profile is like a musical rollercoaster that only goes through the worst parts of a funhouse. You’ve got more mood swings than a teenager trapped in a homework crisis, flipping from hyperpop to dark R&B like you're trying to evade the reality of your taste. Seriously, if musical skill were measured by your profile, it would still come in last. Did Spotify install a “cringe” setting just for you, or does it come pre-loaded with all that? Let’s not even get started on your top artists. It’s like a list of who’s who in the “I’m just trying to be relevant” club. I mean, S3RL and Toby Fox? Sorry, but the only genre you seem to be mastering is "I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing" pop. If someone offered you a medal for originality, they’d probably give it to an AI for figuring out how to make music that doesn't sound like it was produced in a blender. Your Spotify is like a buffet where every dish is labeled "NO THANK YOU.” And those most played songs? Wow, "Song of Storms" is the least ominous thing on your playlist—except maybe your life choices. You’ve got more “talk” in there than a high school gossip session, and I have to wonder if you even like music or if you’re just trying to impress your therapist. Seriously, if your taste in music was any more all over the place, it would have a map and a compass to find its way back to good taste. But keep playing, ૮₍ ˶– ㅅ –˶ ₎ა. You do you, and we’ll just keep pretending it’s all an ironic choice.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!