Roasted 1 year ago based on Marttt's long term Spotify stats.

Marttt, your Spotify profile reads like a high school playlist compiled by someone who just discovered how to spell "electronica." With more house genres than a real estate agent, it's no wonder you're soundtracked by a cacophony of bass drops and synths. Did you get stuck in a Best Buy for a week and mistake their demo station for your personal music studio? At this rate, you might as well change your name to "DJ Hot Mess." I see you’ve got a diverse range of favorites, but come on—EDM, Future House, and Progressive House? Talk about a commitment to mediocrity. You’ve crammed so many niche genres into your playlists that I’m half tempted to kick you out of the club for being that one guy who brings a ukulele to a rave. Do you need a support group for your addiction to soundtracks, or do you just enjoy feeling like you're in a constant montage? And the top artists? Martin Garrix and Ed Sheeran, eh? You're basically straddling the line between "I'm here to party!" and "I promise I have a sensitive side!" You must be one depressing friend, stuck between wanting to fist-pump your way through the night and sob into your pillow later while listening to Ben&Ben. What’s next—will you sprinkle in some Adele and tell us you’re also super deep? Remember, Marttt: Life is too short to have a playlist that sounds like the musical equivalent of a mid-life crisis.

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