Roasted 2 years ago based on ₊˚⊹♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Bay ₊˚⊹♡, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things lukewarm and overly dramatic. Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teen who just discovered angst and a 90's Tumblr aesthetic. Honestly, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate the ultimate playlist for when you're crying in your bedroom while simultaneously trying to convince yourself that you definitely *don't* want to go out with your friends—nothing screams "I have a rich social life" quite like a lineup consisting of more sad boys than a Dawson’s Creek rerun! Your eclectic mix of genres is adorable, like someone successfully throwing confetti but missing the mark and basically just littering their life with every current trend. From “Cloud Rap” to “Bedroom Pop” (which sounds like the soundtrack to a Netflix rom-com nobody asked for), your taste could give even the most optimistic hipster an existential crisis. You might as well add “Sad Laptop Music” to your repertoire, because it seems like those are the only vibes you thrive on! If you dropped any more Indie Pop, you'd officially be cast as the lead in a musical called "Please Validate My Choices." And then there's your top artists: a clique that screams, “I’m still figuring it all out but can we talk about how deep I am?” Frankly, your most played songs could double as a how-to guide for emotional instability. With songs like "Sex, Drugs, Etc." and "Sippy Cup," it's pretty clear you’re either an avant-garde artist in the making or you just really, really need to talk to your therapist. If your life were any more of a cliché, it would need its own podcast to compete with your Spotify playlist – just make sure to remind your listeners that it’s *not* their fault you’re still stuck in that oversentimental vortex of dreamy heartbreak.

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