Roasted 3 months ago based on Isaac Morrell's long term Spotify stats.

Isaac Morrell, huh? The only person I know who takes more sub-genres of metal than a car dealership with a sale on extended warranties! Seriously, with favorites like "Mathcore" and "Djent," it's clear you’re just trying to confuse people into thinking you have taste. I’m convinced if I took a deep dive into your playlists, I'd find a track called “Calculations of My Existential Crisis.” Your love for music is so convoluted it probably needs an instruction manual, and your Spotify looks less like a profile and more like a desperate plea for help. Your top artists are a treasure trove of obscure names that even Google has trouble finding. “Sewerperson”? Sounds like a rejected character from a Children's cartoon who got stuck in the sewers. And “Like Moths To Flames”? More like a warning sign about your lifestyle choices! I get it; you’re trying to capture all the angst of a teenage goth, but newsflash: we can all still hear your middle school fits of rage reverberating in your grown-up choices. And don’t even get me started on “Emo Rap”—because clearly, when your metal's not angsty enough, it needs a sidekick that rhymes about feelings. But look, man, at the end of the day, I respect your metalcore obsession—it takes real dedication to wear that many layers of emotional baggage. Just remember, while you’re headbanging to the sounds of screaming guitars and guttural growls, there’s a whole world of music out there that doesn’t sound like it’s coming from a haunted blender. So maybe dial down the despair and explore something that doesn’t make you sound like you’re auditioning for the role of "Wailing Ghost" in a B-movie. Listen, you do you—just try not to make your Spotify profile sound like an existential crisis set to a double bass pedal, alright?

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