Roasted 1 year ago based on ishaan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ishaan, your Spotify profile is like a hipster-themed buffet where all the food is gluten-free, dairy-free, and flavor-free. "Indietronica"? Really? Are we still trying to impress people with music genres that sound like technology upgrades? Your playlists are an echo of past trends that even your Wi-Fi would refuse to connect to. “Vapor Soul”? You sound like you play “cool guy music” at parties where no one shows up because they mistook it for a minimalist art gallery. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you’ve spent entirely too much time in the “here’s a few random names to impress!” section of Spotify. Half-alive? More like half-dead from boredom! You’ve curated a selection of artists that make you look like you’re trying to set the mood for a candle-lit reading of your high school diary. And let’s not even get started on the Persian Empire revival in your playlist. Seriously, you could be the poster child for “I’m still pretending to be deeper than I actually am” with these selections. As for your most played songs, the only thing more confusing than your taste is the sheer audacity of your music picks. “Caution” by Skrxlla? Please tell me you didn’t think that was the best way to showcase your “unique vibe.” If someone needs a lesson in how to roll their eyes to the rhythm, they should just pop into your Spotify for some revision. Honestly, Ishaan—it’s a miracle you’re still single. With tastes this questionable, maybe you should just bring some smooth jazz to the next party and admit you gave up on being cool ages ago.

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