Roasted 1 year ago based on Ethan Staubly's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ethan Staubly, the human embodiment of a half-hearted rap battle against mediocrity. With a playlist that reads like a hipster bingo card, you've managed to curate an array of genres that would make even a confused DJ at a college party roll their eyes. Seriously, why are you trying to play all sides of the rap spectrum while simultaneously nodding off to "Art Rock"? It’s like you took a deep dive into a musical ocean and came up with a wet sock collection instead. Your top artists are basically the Avengers of overhyped music—MF DOOM for the “mysterious vibe,” Kendrick Lamar for the “look at me, I have depth,” and Tyler, the Creator for when you feel nostalgic for your adolescent angst. You’ve got all the “cool” points down, but I’m starting to think you only co-sign names you can’t pronounce. Where’s your originality, bro? At this point, the only thing creative about your profile is the way you showcase zero commitment to a single genre. Talk about commitment issues! And let’s not overlook your most played songs. “Pink + White”? Dude, that's just the sound of you trying to comfort yourself after a breakup that never even happened. The only thing getting “All Outta Ale” is your taste in music because it’s clear you drank way too much of that "I'm still finding myself" juice. If you ever decide to stop being a walking Spotify advertisement for white guy lamentations, maybe, just maybe, you’ll evolve into someone who actually enjoys music instead of just assembling the soundtrack to your existential crisis.

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