Roasted 1 year ago based on Iver Martinson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Iver, where do I start? Your Spotify profile reads like a music-hating alien's first attempt at assembling a playlist after undercovering human culture. "Furry" as a top genre? Are you sure you didn’t mean "Furry-infused experimental circus music"? Seriously, buddy, I’d ask whether you’re actually a furry, but with tastes so bizarre it feels more like you’re an unfortunate victim of stereotype confirmation. I’m straight-up convinced that you're the only one giving Proto-Hyperpop a chance while we all silently judge. Then we have your "top artists." Tyler, The Creator, and Kanye West in the same breath as “femtanyl”? What is this, a hit list for a hipster intervention? You’re rocking artists that sound like they skipped the music school application process and instead wrote their final thesis on the art of chaotic procrastination. Let’s be real; you won’t find anyone else who curates playlists with a greater propensity for confusion than you. I can already see the baffled Spotify algorithm shaking its head in dismay as it tries to parse that hodgepodge of sonic misfits. And those most played songs? It’s like you threw a dart at the wall of a ‘Gen Z’ Spotify playlist and then scrambled to make sense of the aftermath. "THAT'S MY GIRL" by Frank Sativa? Is that an actual song or an incantation for summoning the forces of mediocrity? With your musical tastes, it feels like your ears have a distinct aversion to any semblance of coherence or conventional structure. Keep it up, Iver; every time you hit play, you’re single-handedly making ‘cringe’ a genre of its own. You’re in the sport of collecting oddities and the best part? You’re winning!

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